Poker Chimps

Chimp Poker Club

No Bananas. Just Skill.

Join the game — play poker now at BritChat.co.uk  |  The official home of Poker Chimps poker

♠ Welcome to the table

The Wildest Poker
Club on the Internet

Poker Chimps isn't your average poker room. We're a tight-knit crew of card sharks, bluffers, and banana-free strategists who live for the felt. Whether you're sitting down with pocket aces or running the longest bluff of your life — this is your club.

Bluff Like a Chimp

The greatest players know when to hold 'em and when to make everyone at the table believe you're sitting on the nuts. Study the chimps — they never crack.

Community First

Poker Chimps is built on banter, respect, and a love for the game. From rookies to seasoned regulars, there's a seat at our table for everyone.

No Bananas

Pure skill, pure strategy. We play the game straight — no gimmicks, no luck excuses. The best hand at showdown takes the pot. Every time.

Become a Chimpion

Climb the leaderboard, earn your stripes, and etch your name into Poker Chimps history. The crown awaits whoever dares to go all in.

♦ Play Now

Play Poker on BritChat

BritChat is where the Poker Chimps gather to play. Jump into a live game, chat with the crew, and see if you've got what it takes to go all in against the chimps. No sign-up hassle — just pure poker action.


BritChat hosts the official Poker Chimps tables. It's the best place to find a game, pick up tips from the regulars, and play real poker against real people — the Poker Chimps way.


♠ Go to BritChat & Play
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The official poker home of Poker Chimps. British banter, world-class bluffing, and tables running day and night.

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♣ House Rules

The Code of the Chimps

Chimp Poker Club — Official Rules

  • Respect every player at the table — rookies and regs alike
  • No slow rolling — show your hand with honour
  • Bluffing is an art form, not a crime — embrace it
  • No bananas at the table — distractions cost chips
  • Always tip the dealer (metaphorically speaking)
  • Talk trash, but keep it friendly — we're all chimps here
  • Know when to fold — living to play another day is a skill
  • The felt is sacred — play with intention, not impulse